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Shrimp Jesus Saves

99% Match2026TV-SLOP 9 Seasons41 Fingers720p (upscaled)

A messiah assembled entirely from shrimp appears in a Facebook feed and asks, gently, why nobody is typing Amen. Seventeen thousand people are typing Amen.

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Video pipeline

The cheap route paints a still with FLUX schnell (about a third of a cent), shows it as the card art, then animates that exact frame. You get a poster even if you never hit play.

Curse level

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